Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Someone call the dog whisperer

Dear Mocha,

Let's compromise . . .

Quit taking a shizzle in my living room,

(for the second night in a row)

and stop the unwarranted romantic gestures.

In return, I'll allow you to live in my home, instead of the doghouse I'm about to buy you for the yard.

Sincerely,

Your wicked step-mother Lisa

P.S. John, come home from your business trip soon. Your dog is a hater and I'm afraid she's going to eat me in my sleep.

5 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Let me know if Mocha gets the memo.

Denise said...

Im laughing because we dont have a dog....It must be rough since you arent Mocha's human :-) I hope things get better and no more "Accidents" appear on the floor.

thedomesticfringe said...

LOL! This post cracked me up. I've got a 3 month old puppy and she's driving me slightly insane. Cute, but oh, so much work.

~*Mistee*~ said...

Note to self: DO NOT READ THIS BLOG WHILE OTHERS IN HOUSE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP! Your blog cracks me up and I think I have awoken every sleeping soul in the house! Off to do damage control!! :0)

Rae Ann said...

So was the letter writing campaign successful? If so, I will have to try it with my dainty pom who doesn't like to pee outside when it is cold.