I Flirt With Vampires

Twilight Movie Premier Action Plan

Step One - Create t-shirt that advertises my obsession with Edward Cullen
to wear to the premier

Possibilities:
I Want to Have Your Vampire Babies

All I Want for Christmas is Edward Cullen

Leach Lover

I Kissed a Vampire and I Liked It

Boys in Books are Better

Didn't have enough letters, so I settled for this . . .

I ironed-on the letters, not realizing I was placing them directly on top of my ta-tas.
Oops . . . not exactly the look I was going for but no time to fix.

St. John came home from his business trip as I was getting dressed for the big premier. He walked into our bedroom at the exact moment I slipped into the shirt.

Step Two - Fight off husband who mistakes the t-shirt as instructions for him.

ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Step Three - Have a great time at the movie with Nikki, my sister Katie, and my mom.

Step Four - Try not to be too disappointed by the atrocious acting and weak special effects in the movie. Movies are never as good as the books.

The Edward that lives inside my head is soooooo much hotter and sexier,

than THAT EDWARD.

My Edward doesn't wear lipstick either, but that's a whole other story.

Step Five - Go home and finally get to spend some time with St. John (who's way better than some rich, gorgeous, romantic, fictional vampire any day.)

And, he wouldn't be caught dead wearing lipstick . . .

unless it was mine, of course!