I Want to Have Your Vampire Babies

I'll admit it . . . I've become a little obsessed with the Twilight book series about a sexy vampire named Edward Cullen. The movie premiers tonight at Midnight but I'm currently unable to find anyone willing to go with me at that hour. I thought about placing an ad in the personals:

Married female from Ohio searching for another married female
to attend the premier of Twilight at midnight.
Must be turned on by vampires
and be willing to wear a t-shirt that says,

"My heart belongs to my husband but

MY NECK BELONGS TO EDWARD."

While the books are probably geared more to the teenage demographic I've decided it really takes a thirty-something housewife to truly appreciate Edward's finer qualities.

Why Stay-at-Home-Mommas Dig the Hell out of Edward:

1. He doesn't eat so you NEVER HAVE TO COOK FOR HIM.

2. His no-sex rule means you never have to say, "Not tonight, honey. I have a headache."

3. He's rich . . . duh!

4. He doesn't sweat . . . that means you'll never have to smell his B.O. or try to get the yellow pit stains out of his t-shirts.

5. He's gorgeous . . . hello!

My sister hasn't read the books yet so she just doesn't "get it." Read what she had to say here, then leave a comment telling her how WRONG she is and how RIGHT I am. It will be fun.

And don't even think I won't be at the movie theatre this weekend wearing my t-shirt!!!!!!!