You've come to the right place! On Monday, I'll be the featured blog on this website.
Oh the pressure to come up with something witty to post about today!
There's just one problem - I haven't been feeling extremely witty lately.
You see, my husband (who happens to be the smartest .NET software architect on the planet) lost his wonderful job and all the benefits that went along with it. (By "benefits" I mean my weekly trips to Target, Gymboree, Janie and Jack . . . you get the picture. Oh yeah, there were stock options, 401k match, and health insurance too.) Now *poof* all gone.
I haven't really been able to get a good night's sleep since he lost his job 3 weeks ago.
I keep waking up at night . . . repeatedly . . . thinking things like . . .
"Can a pregnant woman sell her own plasma????"
"How much money could I get for selling ad space on my bulging belly????"
"Is it tacky or brilliant to open a lemonade stand in my front yard?"
Want to know a little more about me?
My friends think I'm funny.
My husband thinks I'm awesome.
I think he's awesome too - and sometimes I write about it.
I like to laugh.
I post recipes every Wednesday on my blog.
I hate grocery shopping and emptying the dishwasher.
I scrapbook every moment of my daughter's life.
I dance when I cook.
I bake cakes.
I'm 33 years old but I feel about 15.
I serve as a city councilwoman, where I act all serious and keep the wild, crazy side a secret.
To read some of my funniest posts (or so I'm told) click on the links below.
I'm also a crazy cake baker. To see some of my masterpieces, click the links below.
I hope you liked your visit to my blog.
Come back and visit often.
Oh, the drama . . . will Lisa ever shop again?
Will the new baby be a boy or girl?
Will the city re-elect this crazy councilwoman this November?
Will having two children throw her completely over the edge?
Stay tuned for the answers to these questions and more.