Dear President Obama,
I saw you make history today and I must say, I got a little teary eyed as I saw you take your oath of office. (It was either the gravity of the moment or the nasty smell emitted from Megan's behind when she walked past me with a diaper almost as full as Washington, D.C. was today.) As I changed her stinkin' nastiness, I heard you give your moving speech. Honestly, I hope you truly meant what you said. I hope our future is as full of promise as you predicted. I hope you're not as full of crap as Megan's diaper was.
A Skeptical Republican Who Wants to Hope Too