Attention all car thieves:
The seat warmer is still on, the CD player is full of rockin' dance tunes (and a little Elmo), and the engine is still running.
Wanna steal me?
(And John, this story is a figment of my overactive imagination, invented as fodder for my blog. You didn't think I was this seriously reckless with our vehicle, did you???? :)
But John . . . look on the bright side . . . at least I didn't leave it running this time . . .