5. At Thanksgiving dinner with my family, I laughed so hard cauliflower came out my nose. I'm not kidding. It hurt.
6. Some people, like Beyonce, have alter egos named Sasha Fierce. Sasha comes out when Beyonce is feeling all sexy and vixen-like. I have an alter ego too. Her name is Spendy Wendy, and she rears her ugly head every time I step into a Target.