This is not a joke. Read the full article here.
Is it possible that we have hit rock bottom????? Yeah, I'm not fat enough! I need a little help here. I want my man to smell like a Whopper Junior . . . ummmm . . . now that's sexy.
Seriously, Burger King has it ALL wrong.
If they are trying to turn me on with a scent, they should create one called Freshly Cleaned Toilet. They should show the King character bent over the bowl, scrubbing off his own soiling. He could even be wearing animal fur . . . I don't honestly care . . . as long as the toilet gets cleaned and I DON'T HAVE TO DO IT.
Yeah, now we're talkin . . .