Thursday, December 18, 2008

Flame Broiled Flop

"Burger King has launched a new men's body spray called "Flame," which it describes as "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat." The fast food chain is marketing the product through a Web site featuring a photo of its King character reclining fireside and naked, except for an animal fur strategically placed to not offend."

This is not a joke. Read the full article here.

Is it possible that we have hit rock bottom????? Yeah, I'm not fat enough! I need a little help here. I want my man to smell like a Whopper Junior . . . ummmm . . . now that's sexy.



Seriously, Burger King has it ALL wrong.

If they are trying to turn me on with a scent, they should create one called Freshly Cleaned Toilet. They should show the King character bent over the bowl, scrubbing off his own soiling. He could even be wearing animal fur . . . I don't honestly care . . . as long as the toilet gets cleaned and I DON'T HAVE TO DO IT.

Yeah, now we're talkin . . .

6 comments:

Kristina P. said...

I actually posted that in my comments on today's post! I saw it on MSN after I posted it. So weird!

Wendy: aka MOMMY said...

Hey, I was just watching Jay Leno and his monologue included this little "new scent". But the smell of meat doesn't "turn" me on.

I would like a scent that smelled like he cleaned the house. Maybe I could just douse him with Pine Lemon cleaner.

It might work.

Like your blog.

Lana said...

Umm...EW?? I worked at Burger King for two years about a decade ago. I hate the smell! (doesn't stop me from eating it on occasion though). People who work there come home to shower the smell away, and now they are trying to make people smell like it?
Umm...EW!!!

Schwartz Family said...

Wow I guess the Flame broiled is getting around. I posted that on my blog too. So gross I can't imagine smelling like meat.

Alyssa said...

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Helene said...

That's just gross! Who on earth thought that one up?! Seriously! What makes them think women are turned on by the smell of meat? I'd take the smell of clean toilets over flame-broiled meat anytime!!

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