I am sorry for posting a funny looking picture of you online for all the world to see. (summer computer camp photo) To even the score, I tried to find a terrible picture of myself. When that search proved fruitless, I decided to post this picture.
You clearly are the sexiest man alive and a smoking cauldron of hotness. So sexy, in fact, that I am jealous of the dolphin in this picture.
P.S. Check out your bulging biceps! Wow.