Friday, February 27, 2009

Unemployment World

Had to lay-off our dog walker yesterday.

You know the recession is cutting deep when it effects a 10 year-old's dog walking business.

A solicitor stopped by trying to sell a landscape service for our yard. My reply, "Look, my husband just lost his job. The likelihood I'm gonna pay you to dump chemicals on my yard is absolutely zero. Have a nice day." He turned around and left faster than any solicitor ever!

Yesterday to make each other laugh, John and I started making a list of all the questions NOT to ask in a job interview. Had us cracking up pretty good, at least for a little while.

Here's a few we came up with. . .

1. Do you monitor internet activity at this company?

2. That girl who's picture is on your desk . . . she's 18 right?

3. Um, like, after that first drug test, do you do anymore after that?

4. Can I have off the day after St. Patrick's Day? Just wanna put that request in now.

Make me laugh . . . send me your own ideas for questions not to ask in a job interview.

Have a great weekend!

6 comments:

Mary said...

"So, how often do you guys clean your bathrooms? 'Cause I can get a little messy in there....Woooaahhh!"

"What's this office's policy on sexual harassment? Because that could be a problem."

Kristina P. said...

Too funny! The Internet one is huge!

OhioFamOf4 said...

Can I take any of that vacation time before I do any actual work?

Do you keep magazines in the bathroom?

How long until my first raise?

Will you have cake on my birthday?

This could be fun.

Missy said...

Great questions!

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Kearsie said...

Let's see, how about:

So, are you on Facebook?

or

Did I see you on the Montel show last week? You know, the one about the cross dressers and their kids?

or

What stinks in here?