I was watching Dora the Explorer yesterday with Megan (ahhhhhhhhhhhh but she loves it) and couldn't help but chuckle when I heard the "I'm the Map" song. If you're not familiar, click on the arrow above to hear it.
Now imagine . . .
Executives are meeting to discuss the creation of a theme song for The Map, a supporting character in the cartoon show called Dora the Explorer. This song will be sung everytime The Map appears on the show.
Executive: So, have you written a theme song yet???
Songwriter: Ahhhhhhh, why yes. Some of my best work. Here goes . . . I'm the map. I'm the map. I'm the map! I'm the map! I'm the map! I'm the map! I'm the map! I'm the map! I'm the map!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Executive: Hmmm, very good. I like it. Now which character will sing this?????
Comedian Brian Reagan loves to make fun of poor little Dora. Check him out here.
The worst part about watching Dora the Explorer - walking around singing "I'm the Map" all day . . . and thinking of the person who got seriously PAID to write that song.
I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'm the
And my sister just reminded me of this . . .
The Backpack's Theme Song:
Backpack, Backpack. Backpack, backpack. Backpack, backpack. What the heck is up with the writers over there?
