Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Dear God



Hello. It is me, Lisa. I know you probably have a lot on your plate with real problems and all but could you please steer Hurricane Gustav away from Mexico? You see, we've booked a vacation and are really concerned about our resort blowing away in the wind.
Love,
Lisa
P.S. Oh yeah, please bless all those whose lives are truly in peril because of this storm. Can you believe how selfish some people can be?



2 comments:

  1. Ahhh! That would be truly tragic, to inconvenience your no-kid vacation with a freakin' hurricane!
    I'll light a candle for you.

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  2. Hola-
    I'm thinking you aren't going to get much sympathy on this post. Who takes a vacation during hurricane season??

    If it does blow away, the cabin is available that weekend. I'm sure you could relax in Onoville...

    Bueno suerte, senora. Hasta luego.

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