Thursday, May 14, 2009

Inappropriately Appropriate

When my sister went into labor with her son Colin, her husband just
happened to be wearing a T-shirt that said,
"I'm not a doctor but I'll take a look anyway."
Of course, she was ridiculously embarrassed and I was absolutely amused. It was so inappropriately appropriate!

Remember the t-shirt I made for the Twilight movie premier ?
(I'm gonna pause here for a second and have a moment of silence in memory of my toned, flat belly. OK, let's move on.)

Going to have to make sure that one is well hidden once I start breast feeding!

But it got me thinking . . .

What if I make myself a t-shirt to wear to

the hospital the day of my c-section?

I could help to bring some humor to the labor and delivery floor! What would I write on it? Hmmmmmm . . . How about . . .

All I wanted was a back rub

Does this baby make me look fat?

Watermelon Smuggler

Oops, I did it again

Don't drink the water

I'm ready for my epidural now

Practice makes pregnant

I can grow people. What is your superpower?

Does this shirt make me look pregnant?

I'm cracking myself up over here.

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6 comments:

  1. KateMay 15, 2009 at 10:57 AM

    Please allow me to clarify -

    When I went to the hospital, we weren't home so we didn't have a bag packed. Justin went to his parent's house 5 minutes away the next day to shower and borrowed clothes from his father.

    His DAD gave him that t-shirt to wear. He had no choice - it was either that or drive a 1/2 hour further to our house.

    I am still mad over that shirt. I need to burn it before the next little guy gets here :)

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  2. CallieMay 15, 2009 at 2:31 PM

    I randomly found your blog today and I must say that this post made me laugh SO stinkin' hard!!! Love the t-shirt ideas!

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  3. Green Mountain LivingMay 15, 2009 at 4:13 PM

    Ahahahah, this was fantastic!! Very cute idea I think it would be hilarious to wear one now.

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  4. Denise @ Sunflowers, Chocolate and Little BoysMay 16, 2009 at 5:32 PM

    Hilarious! They are all so funny!!!

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  5. AnonymousMay 17, 2009 at 1:17 AM

    If we're voting, I like Practice Makes Pregnant. They're all funny though.

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  6. The High FamilyMay 19, 2009 at 11:48 PM

    you are cracking us up over here in PA too! Loved this post!

    Glad to see you still have your humor during the aches and pains of pregnancy! :)

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